Bhai-log, over the years I hv accumulated a lot of gyaan.... It is time i shared it. Most of these are personal experiences and others, tragedies my frnds hv faced (whom i still laugh at :P). Anyways here goes...
1. If a guy stares at you in a public place and smiles as soon as you look back, there is a good probability he is gay and you unknowingly have hit a hidden sensor.
2. Women will smile at you if they know you or they think they know you... It does not mean she likes you or is available (You can forget this, if the girl is HOT :P)
3. If someone threatens you by saying "Mein Arif ka bhai hun..." (English Translation: "I am Arif's younger brother")
Never say "Kaun Arif? Main usse nahi darta" (ET: "Arif?? I am not scared of him")
4. Never fight with a street side vendor over a bad trade (no matter how weak he looks). Remember the other vendors will join him.
5. Just bcoz u cant smell it, does not mean others cannot. Same applies for sound.
6. In the rare event that an absolutely hot chick shows some interest in you... Don't try to impress her with PJ's
7. When girls say that they will do whatever you want... They usually don't mean it ;)
8. If someone questions your existence and what proof resides to prove it... Don't show them your Facebook page
9. Don't lengthen posts to reach 10 points :P
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lol
ReplyDeletevery intresting
NO 6 and NO 4 are jems!!!
ReplyDeletethat was fun !!
ReplyDeleteno.3 was the best :)
ReplyDeletejhahahahahhaha! no.4 was awesome! :PPP
ReplyDeleteLOl...siddy! that was good..:) uve learnt a lot abt girls..I would only say..GOOD FOR YOU :P :D
ReplyDeletesmart :D
ReplyDeleteu kno a lot bout girls o.O
nice notificaions n realizations!
:D And number 7 applies to all, aint it? ;)
ReplyDeleterofl @ no.9. I was planning to ask you where no.10 disappeared when I started reading the post. :p
"Just bcoz u cant smell it, does not mean others cannot. Same applies for sound."
ReplyDeleteLOL...hilarious! :D
hiiiii Sid!
ReplyDeletevery nice! good gyan!
:D
Ha ha...that was funny.
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#3, Hahahaha! This actually happened?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened then? He got Arif to punch you? :P
gr8
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha thats real fun learning the gyaan. The way you presented the 5th point is real fun. Still ROFL :D :D
ReplyDeleteOoh nice one! And damn, you know so much about us :P I can't believe I missed this one...I only found it as I was getting all sad over no Sid blog posts so was stalking you :D
ReplyDeletesidi boy...kidhar ahi tu ??sooo longggg nooo seee
ReplyDeleteha ha ha....point no. 5 ...gawd..i just wish i could put up posters with this slogan..lolz...nice one sid..intresting blog here...liked it!!!
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteFirst time here! Enjoyed every bit of the gyaan ride.. end was killer too :)
Hey! Its ages, you haven't updated your blog :(
ReplyDeletehahahahaha... ooppppsssss
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sid speakz..and this guy speaks awsm..lolz...
ReplyDeletehad read ur previous posts...sory could'nt comment individually on thm... thy r all simply gr8...
cheers.
Gud Day!!!
Touche. Solid arguments. Keep up the great effort.
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