I am very happy today... No its not coz its V-day and i have a date :( This year like every year, I am sitting at home and maybe will go out in d evening with my equally lukha friends. But i am happy for a different reason... The girl who has followed me for 6 years has finally got to her senses and is getting married :D
Let me go on a long flashback....
First year of college and my friend Ameya, has a big time crush on a girl Miss P. But as is the case with most normal guys, he cant get any way close to impress her.
It is event night and all of us are waiting for the fashion show... which has the hunks/chicks from our class participating. Miss G, P's friend, receives a call from her father "What are you doing out so late? If you dont get back home in an hour, stay out"
She starts crying and as P stays close to G's place, she decides to go as well. Now these girls stay far off from our college, so traveling alone late night is not advisable. Obviously Ameya volunteers to help and he asks me to join in. As a loyal wingman, I agree (although i wanted to watch the chicks on stage, I sacrifice). Then it was the routine, we escorted the girls home and went back home, thinking all long, that our boy Ameya has nailed it.
Next day, we walk into college and my best friend Miss R, walks up to me and tells me P's got a big crush on me. She supposedly felt i was the Knight who rescued her..Hah. This shocks me and shatters Ameya's world. How could his wingman steal his thunder? I am puzzled and not excited, she was never my type :(
Over the next 3 years of college, she tried everything she could to impress me, which includes:
- Picking up a fight with my best friend R, accusing her of being responsible for us not being together.
- Sitting in a Giant Wheel with me, when she is scared of heights and then crying :(
(And she planned to get flowers for me the next day, thinking I was embarrassed. Bless R for shooting it down)
- Learning my native language
After all this and numerous smaller attempts over 3 years, college was over and I was free. She moved to a different city and I never met her again. But then distance does not help. She dug out my mobile number and made sure she sent an SMS on any big occasion. The usual senti forwards continued.
Every year on V-Day she would message me and ask me my marriage plans. Every year I would ignore it. This year she messaged me again... but she told me she had found someone who loved her too :) Now they are planning to get married in May. I am happy for them and most importantly for myself.
Good luck to you Miss P and have a Happy married life :)
Happy Valentine's Day!!
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LOL..Good to hear abt a guy been stalked for a change ;)
ReplyDeleteRefreshin post!
Wow. You magnet, you! That is some devotion! Not surprising of course given the natural charm and charisma of kidults :D
ReplyDeleteAnd you can feel happy for not having a date on Valentines Day...it is really just a sad commercial and forced thing.
Oh, and love the knight picture!
Wow! Now that's something...a guy who was stalked and tried-to-be-wooed for 6 years! You go man! ;)
ReplyDeleteOn a more serious note....wishing Miss P a very happy married life and you more of such exciting(harrowing ?) times ahead! :D
wwWoWww Wingman in turn got stalked??? Not once or twice or thrice but for whole half a dozen years???? Man this is some post!!!
ReplyDeleteWell Mr.Knight, I loved this particular post of yours.Its quite refreshing ...
Keep Posting :)
@Miss She: Welcome to my blog. Yes stalking is entertaining to read but very irritating in real life. Hope to see you around :)
ReplyDelete@Wicked Witch: Yes the kidult charisma worked just once... and at the wrong place. How i curse myself for that :(
ReplyDeleteYes, even i dont regard V-Day as anything special.. If you love som1, everyday is special you dont need occasions 2 celebrate :)
@Destiny's child: Ya it was not that fun as it sounds... I used to be worried every year that she may just call up and speak 2 my parents. I hv changed phone nos twice.. its all over now and m extremely happy. Wish her luck :)
ReplyDelete@Asif: Thanks dude. Good to know you liked it :)
ReplyDeleteLike???
ReplyDeleteMan, I actually loved this post so much that I had to come back here again to enjoy it once more.
Felt a bit happy to see someone else who also changed his phone number for the same reason...;)
Keep posting :)
Who stalks somebody for six years,shhhheece?!That should go in the Guinnes book of records.
ReplyDeleteu had a girl stalking u n u ignored her? man what has this world come 2??? :o
ReplyDeletea guy gettin stalked?? Thats ridiculous...ermm fun! For a change!! But may be she wasnt that into u..cauz of getting clearly ignored there..:)
ReplyDeletefirst timer here[obvious eh??]
Simple writings allure me..:)
WOAAAAHhhh! Stalking and everything huh?!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! As always :D
haha.. some one chasing you.. you stud you.. eh?
ReplyDeleteforwarded SMS... hah tell me about it.. bane of my life.. I think instead of bring the cost per sms down to nothing they should make it 50 bucks a message.. that will help for sure :)
@Asif: Good to know you shared the misery :)
ReplyDelete@Barbie: It was not exactly stalking... but constant indications of interest. Not harmful but very irritating. Welcome to my blog :)
ReplyDelete@Blunt Edges: Ya, tats d problem... Where i am interested, i get no response. But here... khair chodo :(
ReplyDelete@Madhu: Welcome :)
ReplyDeleteYes, i hope so 2... but she did a lot of drama during our college days enuff 2 piss me off.
@nil: Thank u :)
ReplyDelete@Scattere Thoughts: Welcome here... Good suggestion dude :D
ReplyDeleteYou must be so thankful that this bloke reciprocates Miss P's feelings for him,it needs to be mutual you know,one sided love affair is very,very sad and lonely.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the freedom :-) Fun read...
ReplyDeleteoh lord...u actually did not give her bhaav...sid atleast u should have given her some bhaav...poor gal usko kitna buar laga hoga agley baar atleast jab koi acchi ladki tereko bhaav degi toh thoda toh usko bhaav de :-)
ReplyDeleteBelated happy v-day...
haha.. nice..
ReplyDeleteFreedom to be free...azadi..dil ki
hii!
ReplyDeletewa, here we have the ultimate lady killer!! agar Imagine pe rahul ki jageh 'sid ka swayambar' hota wo wo mohtarma bhi zaroor aati! heheheh........anyways mast read!
Neat.
ReplyDeletei like the cute warrior! ;)
@Priyanka:
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my blog :)
so finally u got rid of ur stalker :b
ReplyDelete@Gayathri:
ReplyDeleteYa tabhi tumne advice nahi dii thi... Ab koi bhi ladki bhav degi, mein line jaroor marunga. Theek hai :P
@Sorcerer:
ReplyDeleteHaan dude... Azaadi in d real sense :)
@AS:
ReplyDeleteSid ka swayamvar... AAh nahi re. Wo bandi aayi to mujhe show se bhi bhagna hoga :( Mujhe normal Babe chal jaayegi. Tumhari nazar mein koi ho to batana ;)
@Niyati:
ReplyDeleteThanks dat was dhapoed from Google as usual :)
@Shas:
ReplyDeleteYes success finally... Welcome 2 my blog :)
@Barbie:
ReplyDeleteYes, I am happy for her... Wish her all d best :)
No friend, I didn't share any such misery... :)
ReplyDeleteIn fact You are exactly the same like my dearest friend here. :D
I knw... Google ser makes my blog a hell lot better... otherwise no1 wud read my posts...!! :)
ReplyDeletelike the narration
ReplyDeleteroses
good story
p.S Am following u!
ReplyDeleteSiddy i like the place where you say "how can wingman steal his thunder" cute eh!!
ReplyDeleteand oh send me your picture and i will decide if the knightly behaviour is coming froma charming prince...so i can understand Miss P's perseverance :)
interesting read. nice. in college we had a codeword for this.we use to call it FOSLA. lol.
ReplyDeleteWake up sid !!!
ReplyDelete@Asif: :)
ReplyDeleteWats up with you dude? Its been some time since u blogged
@Niyati: Yeah every1 loves Google :)
ReplyDeleteThanks sm :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Madhu :)
ReplyDelete@Sulagna: Lets forget the pic... but yeah Miss P had a good taste :P ;)
ReplyDelete@nitu: FOSLA... i remember hearing this in Dil Dosti etc... Welcome to my blog :)
ReplyDelete@Scarlet: Uhh.... let me sleep for 5 more mins... Plzzzzzzzz :P
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my blog :)
Updateeeeeee!!!!!! am waiting!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Nil... caught up in some major project work :(
ReplyDeleteWill be active soon :)
WOW man!! Got stalked for six years... That's so a-reason-for-being-proud... So differently good to hear a girl trying to impress a guy...
ReplyDeleteOK! So she had this huge crush on you in college, she indirectly used to tell you that she likes her.. well,, you din't mention why weren't you interested in her... (Hope you have heard: Like the one you like, Love the one who loves you.)
Anyways, good that she's getting married now...
Wishing Miss P a happy married life..
ReplyDeleteAhem ahem :)
ReplyDeleteWaise wishes to Miss P a happy married life for sure!